voiploser's Spring VON Breakout Sessions

Today Jeff Pulver blogged about his Spring VON conference. I was at Fall VON Boston this past Sept, and just can't imagine that enough has changed to warrant another VON just 6 months later, but as I looked at the Breakout Session titles, I was just wrong - take a look at some of the titles:

3/15/2006
"So You Can Spell VoIP; Now What?" - Enough said about the technical depth of that one.
"Re-Direct TV" - Is this a witty SIP reference, or just channel surfing?
"Working with Remote Workers" - What exactly is a remote worker? This session could be about working with co-workings in the Yukon. Or is this a warning that most telecommutors don't shower, therefore IP Video Conferencing is just not an option?"

3/16/2006
"System Integration: The Missing Link" - The missing link is the missing profit in your companies numbers.
"Security in an Insecure World" - aka a Teddy Bear
"IMS: Where Do We Go from Here?" - It's the quesiton she asks once the rapture subsides. Sometimes it's the door, and other times it's a key to her apartment.

3/17/2006
"IMS Applications: Are They Real?" - Can't VoIP, and VoIP features be IMS Applications? Aren't they real?


I am sure there are going to be some more hum-dingers as the schedule fills out. Stay tuned.

Adam "voiploser" Uzelac